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What do you call a man who has lost 99% of his brain?
A widower.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach every time a bikini goes by.
What do men consider foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Guy, naked in front of the mirror: 'Two inches more, and I would be king!"
Wife:
'Two inches less, and you'd be queen!"
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
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