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What food describes most men?
Jerky.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
How is a man like a used car?
Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Why are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 50,000 miles,
whichever came first.
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