Wedding Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?
They can spell it.

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Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it’s getting interesting, they’re finished until next time.

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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell!

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What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
Come in eight flavors.

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How can you tell good mushrooms from bad ones?
Serve them to your mother-in-law. If she drops dead, they’re good!

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Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
Women working at 900 numbers.

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Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don’t have any.

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How can you tell if a man is excited?
He’s breathing.

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