How to Write Funny Wedding Vows
Funny wedding vows are getting popular nowadays, especially if you are to have a non–traditional wedding.
Some religion would not allow any deviances that can break the solemnity of the wedding ceremony, so make sure that you would give your funny wedding vow in an appropriate venue. If your religion would not allow you to use funny wedding vows, you can always use them in your wedding speech.
Weddings vows can still be sincere even if you add a little humor in it. Just make sure that what you have to say is wholesome and would not offend your partner or your guests. Stay away from funny liners related to sex.
You can begin creating your funny wedding vows weeks or months before the event so you would come up with something perfect. Make sure that you let the officiating minister check your funny wedding vow to get clearance if you can say it during the ceremony.
You can cook up an idea or two for your funny wedding vows by comparing your character and personality with your partner’s. You can compare your habits and point out an opposite behavior in your partner. It is good to know that even with such opposite characteristics, it did not hinder you from loving each other.
To illustrate this, here is a sample:
I, (state your name) choose you, (name of your partner) to be my lawful wedded husband. In the presence of my family, friends and all the people who are present here today, I promise to serve and love you through sunny days and the storms, through thick and thin, in good times and in bad. I promise to open the door for you, even if you come knocking at 2 am in the morning. I promise to keep my vow and remember this special day for the rest of my life. I promise to love you and cherish you, till death do us part. You would always be in my heart.