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Here's some advice for the newly wed; It isn't the stork that
brings the babe but the little larks in bed.
You never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then
it is too late.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
eye-opener.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them
get MARRIED!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found
himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for
her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
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