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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to
interrupt her.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is
finished.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to
hear him, is he still wrong?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music
is over, the strings are still attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage
is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the
woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman's finger ... and two under the
man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
My mother-in-law told me exercise helps her burn off the
calories. I told her a flamethrower would be quicker.
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