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My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That...
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try
to decide which one.
We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
Did you hear
about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want
to wake the children?
Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful
man, there are two!
Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain
and I was simple!
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