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If he asks you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I
got married; and then it was too late."
There's a husband who calls his wife an angel. That's because she's always
flying around the house harping about something.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to
report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
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