Funny Wedding One Liners

It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.

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They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won’t try to run her life, and he won’t try to run his, either.

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All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterwards that is difficult.

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He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

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All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterwards that is difficult.

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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother. “Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.”

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They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.

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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, “You’re the boss.”

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If it weren’t for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

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They’re almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,”Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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