Funny Wedding One Liners
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
All marriages are happy – it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.
Here’s some advice for the newly wed; It isn’t the stork that brings the babe but the little larks in bed.
You never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then it is too late.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.