Funny Wedding One Liners

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.

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Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

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All marriages are happy – it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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Here’s some advice for the newly wed; It isn’t the stork that brings the babe but the little larks in bed.

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You never know what true bliss is until you are married; unfortunately by then it is too late.

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It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

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It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!

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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

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