Funny Wedding One Liners
My wife tends to leave well enough alone. Unfortunately, things are rarely well enough.
What is most embarrasing thing that can happy to a man? Running into a wall with a hard-on and breaking his nose.
Success is a relative term – It brings so many relatives!
My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That…
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
We have a quiet home life. I don’t speak to her and she doesn’t speak to me.
Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn’t want to wake the children?
Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
Every man/woman should marry – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.
Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain and I was simple!