Funny Wedding One Liners
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
So many men – so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all there.
Tell him you’re not his type – you have a pulse.
Never let your man’s mind wander – its too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
Never marry a man for money. You’ll have to earn every penny.
Men are all the same – they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.