Funny Wedding One Liners

When I married MR. RIGHT, I didn’t know his first name was  ALWAYS!

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Words to live by – do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on wednesday nights, and so does she.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.”

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. the rest cheat in Europe.

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To the bride’s parents: “Bet after 28 years you didnt think you’d still be putting her to bed with a dummy, eh?”

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There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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They lived happily until they got married.

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Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence… (a life sentence!)

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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

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Marriage is a 3-ring circus – engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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