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There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out. -- Jeff Douglas line in the musical Brigadoon

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! -- Woody Allen's What's New, Pussycat?

 

Marrying means doing what is possible to become repulsed of each other -- Arthur Schopenhauer

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her -- Agatha Christie

He's a wonderful first husband -- James Goldsmith, on his daughter Jemima's marriage to Imran Khan

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck -- W. C. Fields

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage -- Mahatma Gandhi

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury -- Groucho Marx

Marriage makes an end of many short follies - being one long stupidity -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers -- Richard Pryor

Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce -- Groucho Marx

Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to -- J. R. R. Tolkien, Letter to Michael Tolkien

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman ~ Honore de Balzac

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable -- Emma Goldman

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