Famous Marriage Quotes

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays — Henny Youngman

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again — Clint Eastwood

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig — Albert Einstein

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret — Henny Youngman

Thus Dante’s motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: “Ye who enter here leave all hope behind. — Emma Goldman

Who ever strikes at marriage either by word or act undermines the foundation of all moral society — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You only know what happiness is once you’re married. But then it’s too late. — Peter Sellers

Any marriage where the bride is allowed to speak and wear clothes is doomed to failure — Quark (Star Trek: DS9)

Worf: “Before the wedding we must endure 5 tests. Blood, pain, sacrifice, suffering and finally, death”

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence — Oscar Wilde

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same — Oscar Wilde

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive — Oscar Wilde

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties — Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding — Oscar Wilde

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness — Woody Allen