Famous Marriage Quotes

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him — Cher

Never say marriage has more joy than pain — Euripedes Alcestis

One man’s folly is another man’s wife — Helen Rowland

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence — Henry Louis Mencken

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry — Tom Mullen

If there was strife and contention in the home, very little in life would compensate for it — Lawana Blackwell

“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions. They are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.” — George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy — Author unknown

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character — Peter Devries

When you meet someone who can cook and do housework – don’t hesitate a minute – marry him — Author unknown

When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship — Joseph Campbell

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought — Ralph Waldo Emerson

In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums — Douglas Jerrold

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers — (Kid Millions, 1934) Eddie Cantor

I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him? –Jerry Seinfield

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman — Maryon Pearson