Famous Marriage Quotes

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life! — Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper — Scottish Proverb

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years — Sam Kinison

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer — Anonymous

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free — Anonymous

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too — H. L. Mencken

“Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.” — Author Unknown

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier — H. L. Mencken

“Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful.” — Author Unknown

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why — Author Unknown

Assume anyone you meet is decent, thoughtful, and worthy of your time. You’ll be right about most people, and the rest deserve a chance to rise to your expectations — Author Unknown

Marriage is like a pair of shears Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them — Sydney Smith

One advantage of marriage It seems to me Is that when you fall out of love with him Or he falls out of love with you It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again — Judith Viorst

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy — Gary Busey

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes — Amy Grant